Cut to John Rickman kind individual with cap which he raises. You will find white rails behind him which can be a racecourse

Cut to John Rickman kind individual with cap which he raises. You will find white rails behind him which can be a racecourse

Rickman (Michael) : Good afternoon and welcome to Wife-Swapping from Redcar. In addition to news that is big afternoon is the fact that Uk child Boris Rogers has succeeded in swapping their nine-stone Welsh-born spouse for a Ford Popular and a whole group of Dickens. Well now, i could see they may be prepared from the beginning so allow’s look at now for the start of the 3.30.

(Cut to high shot of a road with about 10 houses for each part.)

Rickman: And first why don’t we meet up with the news that is latest associated with the wagering.

CAPTION: No. 12 Betty Parkinson 7/4 on fav No. 27 Mrs E. Colyer 9/4 No. 14 Mrs Casey 4/1 5/1 club

Voice Over (Eric Idle) : quantity 12 Betty Parkinson 7 to 4 on favourite, quantity 27 Mrs Colyer 9 to 4, 5 to at least one bar those.

Rickman: And here is the beginner Mrs Alec Marsh, (she climbs onto a rostrum and fires a gun) and so they’re off.

(One of the doorways starts and a girl rushes down the street into another home. Other doorways begin setting up and down the road, with ladies criss-crossing out of every other’s homes. About twenty moments for this high task.)

Rickman: And Mrs Rogers may be the very first to show, there she adopts Mr Johnson’s, and Mrs Johnson across to Mr Colyer, followed by Mrs Casey from the inside. Mrs Parkinson, quantity 12, going well there into Mr Webster’s through the Co-op, Mrs Colyer’s making ground fast after a start that is poor she is away from Mr Casey’s into Mr Parkinson’s, she is a few lengths in front of Mrs Johnson that is nevertheless maybe maybe not away from Mr Casey’s. Mrs Penguin and also at no. 8 Mrs Colyer — those two now in the head associated with the industry from Mrs Brown, Mrs Atkins, Mrs Parkinson, Mrs Warner and Mrs Rudd — all nevertheless at Mr Philips’s. Mrs Penguin making the operating now, challenged strongly by Mrs Casey, Mrs Casey coming quickly in the inside, it will be Mrs Casey coming from behind. Now she is making some slack on the exterior, Mrs Penguin operating . as well as the line, it is Mrs Casey who is started using it by way of a head that is short Mrs Penguin in 2nd destination, Mrs Parkinson in 3rd, Mrs Rudd, Mrs Colyer, Mrs Warner and there is Mrs Griffiths whom’s stayed unswapped.

(One woman is kept in the exact middle of the street. Scale back to Rickman during the program railing.)

Rickman: Well, an extremely exciting competition here, and I also have actually beside me now the guy whom owned and taught the champion, Mrs Casey — Mr Casey. Done well, Jack.

Mr Casey (Terry Jones) : many thanks, John.

Rickman: Well, had been you at all amazed concerning this, Jack?

Mr Casey: No, certainly not, no she is been going well in training, as well as Doncaster week that is last and I fancy her really strongly when it comes to Cheltenham week-end.

Rickman: Well, thank you quite definitely certainly, Jack. We ought to leave you now as it’s time for the group occasion.

(Peter western kind figure in a dinner that is white standing with five women in ball gowns and two men.)

CAPTION: Come Wife-Swapping — North West v the South East

Peter (Eric Idle) : Hello, and a really hot greeting through the Tower ballroom suite at Reading, where there is little inside it, you couldn’t get a melon between them in it, they’re neck and neck, crop and grummit, real rack and saddle, brick and bucket, horse and tooth, cap and thigh, arse over tip, they’re absolutely birds of a feather, there’s not a new pin. Well, now, everything rests from the development event and right here comes the North western because of the Mambo. Maestro, just simply take it away, please.

(Cut to two lines of ballroom dancers, ladies opposite gentlemen, sixteen entirely. The women have been in nasty tulle, the gents in tails, with figures on the backs. Mambo music begins its intro. A large banner says ‘Mecca Wife-Swapping’ at the back of the hall. The males bow additionally the women curtsey; each set joins arms in addition they watch for a bars that are few. Then two groups start getting each other and wrestling on a lawn. a massive orgy breaks out as they roll all around the flooring. Cut quickly to Frank Bough in the ‘Grandstand’ studio.)

Frank Bough (Michael Palin) : and today it’s the perfect time for Rugby League, and shows with this afternoon’s game between Keighley and Hull Kingston Rovers.

(Cut up to a industry where mud-caked league that is rugby, one group in hooped tops plus the other in red, are receiving prepared for a scrum.)

CAPTION: Keighley 2 Hull K.R. 23

Eddie Waring (Eric Idle sound over) : Well, good afternoon and also as you can view, Hull Kingston Rovers are very well into the lead, it really is a scrum down on the twenty-five for Keighley, Tom Colyer because of the put-in, Mrs Colyer to be placed.

(The scrum has created up, the scrum half includes a dummy girl, little and light but real hunting, tucked under their supply as he steadies the scrum. He places her into the scrum, and after having large amount of kicking this woman is ultimately heeled out.)

Eddie Waring: And there goes their spouse to the scrum. And Hull ‘ve got the heel contrary to the mind. Doing well with this particular scrum, some really good picking right here. Warrington’s picked her up, is he gonna allow her get, Wrigley’s with him, grand lad is it.

(Mrs Colyer is acquired because of the scrum half who makes a run along with her. Handing down a good tackle and dodging he side steps and slips Mrs Colyer to a back who makes a run through and touches her down between the posts with her. The lady is left by them dumped down between the articles and set you back congratulate and hug one another.)

Eddie Waring: Well, that was close to the whistle, Rovers walkin’ it here, winnin’ effortlessly by twenty-six points to two.

(Cut to Frank Bough once more in the ‘Grandstand’ set.)

Frank Bough: only a reminder that on ‘Match of this time’ tonight you can view shows of two for this afternoon’s big games: Mrs Robinson v Manchester United and Southampton v Mr Rogers, a instead unusual game that. And here is a result that is late. Coventry City nil, Mr Johnson’s Una three — Coventry taking place at home, there. Merely a small reminder that the following sport you can observe on BBC1 would be 9.20 on Wednesday evening, whenever ‘Wife Swapping with Coleman’ comes reside from my spot. Till then, goodnight.

Continue steadily to the sketch that is next. Credits of the season

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